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jessepumpkin:

getting 0 notes on a post is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw it but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it

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katzbalger:

May was playing Don’t Starve and my cat meowed. Yes, that’s really how it happened.

katzbalger:

May was playing Don’t Starve and my cat meowed. Yes, that’s really how it happened.


killbenedictcumberbatch:

Laverne Cox and Lupita N’yongo literally have inspired so many trans women and black women and have done so much to encourage them and meanwhile they are less influential than an ugly oatmeal reptilian alien and a manchild who wrote a scene where two pretentious terminally ill teenagers make out at the Anne Frank Memorial



Friendly reminder that I have an open RP on my Dishonored OC blog that has been yet to be replied to (︶ω︶)


theprophetsprofit:

The amount of time it takes me to find the perfect porno is longer than the time I actually spend masturbating to it.


actually-piero-joplin:

a random screencap I did while trying to document the level designs in Dishonored.
Piero doesn’t look quite as creepy when you can actually see his eyes imo.

I actually really like this angle. Dude needs to invest in bigger specs. 

actually-piero-joplin:

a random screencap I did while trying to document the level designs in Dishonored.

Piero doesn’t look quite as creepy when you can actually see his eyes imo.

I actually really like this angle. Dude needs to invest in bigger specs. 


Melanie Martinez - Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)
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lilfairyboy:

ofgeography:

infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

HOLY CRAP

I want to do so much witchcraft to this 



princeowl:

I LOVE THE VIDEO GAME BIOSHOKC BECAUSE YOU CAN SHOOT BEES OUT OF YOUR HANDS 


(Source: deepthroatmom)


guardian:

The artist who lays eggs with her vagina – or why performance art is so silly

Performance artist Milo Moiré creates abstract paintings by pushing eggs filled with paint and ink out of her vaginal canal. She does this while standing naked in front of an audience. The nudity, apparently, is artistically essential. As for the act of pushing paint-filled eggs out of her body, it is – as no doubt you perceive – a powerful feminist statement about women, fertility and creativity. 
– Jonathan Jones.


It’s called ‘PlopEgg’, how do we know it’s not satire?

guardian:

The artist who lays eggs with her vagina – or why performance art is so silly

Performance artist Milo Moiré creates abstract paintings by pushing eggs filled with paint and ink out of her vaginal canal. She does this while standing naked in front of an audience. The nudity, apparently, is artistically essential. As for the act of pushing paint-filled eggs out of her body, it is – as no doubt you perceive – a powerful feminist statement about women, fertility and creativity. 

Jonathan Jones.

It’s called ‘PlopEgg’, how do we know it’s not satire?

(Source: theguardian.com)


jeminy3:

So one time I saw that Zachapacha post and felt inspired to draw all the OFF characters as alpacas. That was a year ago. 

I had every intention of inking and shading all of these, but a combination of real-life things put me off of it until laziness and other interests took over. And now that I have a job and other things I’d rather work on, I decided to clean up what I had and put it up now for posterity. Enjoy.


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